Tuesday, December 06, 2011

Of Nike

Dee and SAB have done this fun tag where they listed seven weird things about their partners. And even as I was reading their posts, I was making a list of all the weird things Nike does.

So without much further ado, here is the list:

1.   Nike is obsessed about his hair, or specifically, about losing his hair. He used to oil it EVERY SINGLE DAY, much to my irritation. After much whining on my part, he now oils his hair every other day only (and says he will blame me if he loses his hair!). And he uses an expensive, special oil meant for hair growth. Now all this will make sense if the man had thinning/balding hair but he is blessed with a head full of thick hair so I just don’t understand his paranoia. He’s even calculated how much it will cost for him to undergo hair-weaving treatment if the need arises, and says he felt relieved when he found out it was well within his means – and he was NOT joking!
2.   His attitude to money is very weird. When he has money, he will blow it up like its Christmas every day. If he likes something, he will buy it without even looking at the price tag. And when he doesn’t have money, he will happily sit at home and not spend a penny the whole month! He has lakhs owing to him from a previous employer – after a few months of trying to get the money from him, he’s simply shrugged and given up. Sometimes, I think about it and feel bad for him, but it really doesn’t bother him at all. He recently lost 15000 bucks and it didn’t pinch him much. ‘It’s just money’’ is the thought that defines his attitude to it.
3.    He’s bloody good at everything he takes up! When he takes up something, he shows incredible commitment towards it and works very, very hard at it. When he started DJing at IIMB, he ended up getting professional offers! Six years after IIMB, people mail him to tell him they were at a party, and that they wished he was there to play music. He started cooking when he was in Singapore and within a few months he got so good that when friends hosted parties, they’d call him up and ask if he could bring along his special biryani or his kebabs to the party.
His latest love is photography. He’s been into it only for a year and a half now, but he’s been featured in the Flickr Hall of Fame, has been shortlisted for a National Geographic contest, and even been paid hundreds of dollars by Getty Images for his photos. He has thousands of people visiting his Flickr and FB pages and each photo of his gets hundreds of comments. Gah!
4.   He LOVES shoes. He’s like a male Carrie or something. He can’t resist buying shoes every few months. If we happen to be in a mall or a market, he will inevitably go and check out some shoes. He recently bought a pair of shoes and he loved them so much he wanted to buy another pair of the same, only in a different colour this time!
5.     He swears by the wisdom of ‘prevention is better than cure’. If he so much as coughs or sneezes, he will completely give up on cold water, take a medicine and stay indoors. If he runs a slight fever for one day, that is enough for him to start on antibiotics. That said and done, he handles illness very calmly – doesn’t curl up in bed and moan for mother like someone else in this house (ahem) does.
6.    He looks good in just about everything. When we first started shopping together, I’d be alarmed at some of the stuff he’d pick out because it looked too weird or funky. And he’d try it on, and he would totally pull it off. If you think this is a biased wife speaking, then ask Samee. The first time she came shopping with us, she was gob smacked at how Nike looked good in everything he tried on. After seeing this for a few years now, she’s told him she’d like him to be her model if she ever gets a designer line out for men.
P.S: If you think it’s a good thing, it’s not! For my self-esteem, that is. I forbid Nike from trying on anything when I go on a mission to buy jeans. The experience is traumatic by itself without the man effortlessly fitting into every single pair in the showroom. Hmph!
7.   With the exception of biryani, he cares very little for food. He never craves for a particular type of food, like other normal human beings do at times. If you were to tell him that he will be denied a particular food for the rest of his life, he wouldn’t be too bothered by it. All this with the exception of biryani of course.
I can write much more about Nike and his eccentricities but I think I have done enough damage for one day. ;-)


subbulakshmistoned said...

What? This doesn't sound like the "weird tag". So much love oozing subtly and all. :D
I love Nike's photography!

smartassbride said...

I second subbu. Ore louvv here and she calls this damage!

PS : This man Nike can give anyone a complex! AND he can cook. End of discussion.

Amu said...

Finally you are praising Nike :P So much for calling him a pain :D Super awesome post Rams!

DI said...

I am not able to add the blog to my Google Reader! Why ? :( Do you know how I can do it?

Disha said...

hello, stumbled on your blog through someone else's..just LOVED the cake in your previous post.I've seen quite a few novelty cakes but attention to detail in that once is excellent.and hey belated happy wedding anniversary.. hope you got Nike shoes!!

Ramya said...

@Subbu, SAB: Ayyo! I put two nice things so *I* don't come across as mean and evil and you girls say this! And Abi, the problem is, he gives me also a complex. Sigh! Whattodo!

@Amu: What ya! I praise him enough otherwise :p

@DI: Oh :-( I don't know...I checked the settings and all, and couldn't figure out why!

@Disha: Welcome here :-) I loved the cake too....if you know anyone in Hyderabad who wants a novelty cake, I'll be happy to pass on her number to you. She's awesome! And thanks for the wishes...and no, Nike bought himself shoes :p I bought him some DVDs

Anonymous said...

You write so well, I am reading here and going "Why can't I write like her?". You know the quality that you talked about in one of the posts? About having it in you to be writer or not having it? Well, take it from me, you have it!

This is also the first time after I've read a blog that I've wanted to be friends with somebody on FB! Especially for the award-winning pictures that Nike takes....I am big photo fan!

Ramya said...

@Nilu: Thank you so much! That was such a sweet, sweet thing to say. I really made my day :)

And you can actually check out Nike's pictures here: https://www.facebook.com/pages/Moments-Photography/237633079582382

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